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Jan 28
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Salute to the Ain't it Cool News Talkbacker!Posted by: admin in Miscellaneous on Jan 28, 2010 Tagged in: Untagged
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Ode to the CGI Cats (and Pants)!
Dr. Seuss Style!
Salute to the Talkbacker
I do not like CGI Cats
I do not like CGI Pants.
I do not like them in a Hat.
I do not like them in a Vat.
At the AICN Talkbacks it used to be Good,
Then George Lucas Raped our Childhood.
We Learned that Talkbackers were Quick to Anger,
When Green Goblin Became a Power Ranger!
But the Studios just Laughed...
"We'll Get out of this Hole!"
"And Meet our New Friend who is Named Uwe Boll!"
And we Cried
And we Bitched
And we yelled out in Rage....
We'll Boycott these Movies and then they'll See!
Then out of the blue came Walter B!
He Assured us the New Die Hard Would be the Best,
Then There was Yippie-Ki-Ay Without the Rest.
He said "That's OK, it is How it Must Be"!
"If You Want to Hear More- Buy the DVD!"
Then the Studios said "Fanboys, We'll Make you Proud"!
Then Galactus was Turned into a Cloud!
And we Cried
And we Bitched
And we yelled out in Rage....
We'll Boycott these Movies and then they'll Pay!
Then came Transformers and Michael Bay!
We all Had Some Hopes for it Until Then....
When we were Forced to have Childhoods Raped, Yet Again
Yes, Transformers was all that we Feared..
We all Learned to Hate Bay and his Lady-Boy Beard!
How, oh How, Could a Movie Be So Gay?
Damn You
Damn You
Michael Bay
And the Movie Studios Laughed and Said "Cha-Ching"!
"We'll just CGI Everything"!
From Cats to Pants
From Bats to Plants
From Skulls of Crystal to Old Fashioned Pistols
From Mothers and Lovers and Cities that Scream-
To the Light of an Alien's Gleeming Beam Steam.
It Doesn't Matter How Loud You Cry,
From Now on Everything Will be CGI!
And Just So You Know Before the Attack...
Every Character Will Now Wear All Black!
And we Cried
And we Bitched
And we yelled out in Rage....
We'll Boycott These Movies Like We All Should...
We Can't Stand Any More Raped Childhoods!
I do not like CGI Cats
I do not like CGI Pants.
I do not like them in a Hat.
I do not like them in a Vat.
It's the End of my Rant and That is That...
In Conclusion, Harry Knowles is Fat.
Dr. Seuss Style!
Salute to the Talkbacker
I do not like CGI Cats
I do not like CGI Pants.
I do not like them in a Hat.
I do not like them in a Vat.
At the AICN Talkbacks it used to be Good,
Then George Lucas Raped our Childhood.
We Learned that Talkbackers were Quick to Anger,
When Green Goblin Became a Power Ranger!
But the Studios just Laughed...
"We'll Get out of this Hole!"
"And Meet our New Friend who is Named Uwe Boll!"
And we Cried
And we Bitched
And we yelled out in Rage....
We'll Boycott these Movies and then they'll See!
Then out of the blue came Walter B!
He Assured us the New Die Hard Would be the Best,
Then There was Yippie-Ki-Ay Without the Rest.
He said "That's OK, it is How it Must Be"!
"If You Want to Hear More- Buy the DVD!"
Then the Studios said "Fanboys, We'll Make you Proud"!
Then Galactus was Turned into a Cloud!
And we Cried
And we Bitched
And we yelled out in Rage....
We'll Boycott these Movies and then they'll Pay!
Then came Transformers and Michael Bay!
We all Had Some Hopes for it Until Then....
When we were Forced to have Childhoods Raped, Yet Again
Yes, Transformers was all that we Feared..
We all Learned to Hate Bay and his Lady-Boy Beard!
How, oh How, Could a Movie Be So Gay?
Damn You
Damn You
Michael Bay
And the Movie Studios Laughed and Said "Cha-Ching"!
"We'll just CGI Everything"!
From Cats to Pants
From Bats to Plants
From Skulls of Crystal to Old Fashioned Pistols
From Mothers and Lovers and Cities that Scream-
To the Light of an Alien's Gleeming Beam Steam.
It Doesn't Matter How Loud You Cry,
From Now on Everything Will be CGI!
And Just So You Know Before the Attack...
Every Character Will Now Wear All Black!
And we Cried
And we Bitched
And we yelled out in Rage....
We'll Boycott These Movies Like We All Should...
We Can't Stand Any More Raped Childhoods!
I do not like CGI Cats
I do not like CGI Pants.
I do not like them in a Hat.
I do not like them in a Vat.
It's the End of my Rant and That is That...
In Conclusion, Harry Knowles is Fat.
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